- Species: Sea Gull (See species list for details)
- Location: Sheboygan, Wisconsin, United States 53081
- Date Lost: July 25, 2011
- Original URL: http://sheboygan.craigslist.org/pet/2512891474.html
Note: The 911 PA volunteer who posted this believes that this is a prank posting but is posting it just in case it’s true.
I have lost my bird and he is a great pet and a great friend to me, thus I would love to get him back. His name is Squanto but will answer to the names Clementine and Herpie. He will also come if you yell “CAW CAW!” Very loudly. Also, if you have a small fish or a large bass hold it up in the air while yelling “CAW CAW!” and he will come pronto. I have tried these techniques numerous times but we got a bad fight before he left and so I think he might still be angry with me, which is why he is ignoring my homing signals.
I love this bird to death. And a $100 reward will be given to the kind person who brings him back to me either dead or alive. If he is dead do not worry, he will get stuffed and so either way I will be able to keep him as my pet forever.
Please call me if you have seen my bird or if you have found my bird, or if you have killed my bird. I can be reached at 920-946-8517. If I do not answer your call at first, keep trying and I will pick up.
Thank you.
Location: Sheboygan